{"id":4320,"date":"2015-05-07T12:48:54","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T12:48:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=4320"},"modified":"2024-01-15T05:29:02","modified_gmt":"2024-01-15T05:29:02","slug":"cats-that-think-theyre-human","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/cats-that-think-theyre-human\/","title":{"rendered":"Cats that think they&#8217;re human"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">1. Catching some rays<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4330\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-142.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-142.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-142-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">2. Turn to Page 394<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"668\" height=\"755\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4331\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-140.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-140.jpg 668w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-140-265x300.jpg 265w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 668px) 100vw, 668px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">3. Chillin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"495\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4332\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-161.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-161.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-161-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">4. Open Sesame<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"2560\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4333\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-155-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-155-scaled.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-155-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-155-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-155-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-155-1536x2048.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">5. I see you drivin&#8217; round town&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"448\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4334\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-108.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-108.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-108-300x244.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">6. Should have gone to Specsavers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"612\" height=\"612\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4335\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-82.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-82.jpg 612w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-82-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-82-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-82-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">7. Is this too workaday?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4336\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-79.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-79.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-79-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">8. Caught in the act!<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"835\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4329\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-73.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-73.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-73-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Catching some rays 2. Turn to Page 394 3. Chillin&#8217; 4. Open Sesame 5. I see you drivin&#8217; round town&#8230; 6. Should have gone to Specsavers. 7. Is this too workaday? 8. Caught in the act!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":143,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4340,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4320\/revisions\/4340"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}