{"id":4209,"date":"2015-05-07T11:37:26","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T11:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=4209"},"modified":"2024-01-15T05:05:40","modified_gmt":"2024-01-15T05:05:40","slug":"cats-sitting-on-things","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/cats-sitting-on-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Cats sitting on things"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">1. I&#8217;m on a horse.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"759\" height=\"592\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4213\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-20.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-20.jpg 759w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-20-300x234.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">2. New Top Dog<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4214\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-136.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-136.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-136-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-136-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">3. Sorry, did you need this?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1912\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4215\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-156-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-156-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-156-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-156-1024x765.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-156-768x574.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-156-1536x1147.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-156-2048x1530.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">4. Cat Pile<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4216\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-150.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-150.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-150-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-150-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">5. Neighbours<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"491\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4217\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-104.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-104.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-104-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">6. Be the chair&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"531\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4218\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006.jpeg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-300x266.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">7. I have claimed this child for my own.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4219\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-74.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-74.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-74-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">8. I&#8217;m Bat Cat<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"798\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4220\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-69.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-69.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-69-263x300.jpg 263w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">9. Mine. Not your&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"970\" height=\"546\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-63.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-63.jpg 970w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-63-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-63-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I&#8217;m on a horse. 2. New Top Dog 3. Sorry, did you need this? 4. Cat Pile 5. Neighbours 6. Be the chair&#8230; 7. I have claimed this child for my own. 8. I&#8217;m Bat Cat 9. Mine. Not your&#8217;s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4209"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4223,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4209\/revisions\/4223"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}