{"id":4186,"date":"2015-05-07T11:25:25","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T11:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=4186"},"modified":"2024-01-08T13:41:37","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T13:41:37","slug":"dogs-that-think-theyre-human","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/dogs-that-think-theyre-human\/","title":{"rendered":"Dogs that think they&#8217;re human"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">1. MasterChef<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"634\" height=\"639\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4194\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-134.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-134.jpg 634w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-134-298x300.jpg 298w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-134-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-134-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">2. Safety First<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4195\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-135.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-135.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-135-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">3. Another round, bartender.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"830\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4196\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-155.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-155.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-155-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">4. Just trying them on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"687\" height=\"960\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4197\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-149.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-149.jpg 687w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-149-215x300.jpg 215w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 687px) 100vw, 687px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">5. Maccas Run<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4198\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-103.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-103.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-103-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">6. Cheers<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4199\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-77.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-77.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-77-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-77-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">7. Get in, loser. We&#8217;re going to the park.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-73-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-73-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-73-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-73-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-73-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-73-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-73-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">8. Beach Day<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4191\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-68.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-68.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-68-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-68-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-68-768x1152.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">9. So glad you could join us&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"950\" height=\"534\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4192\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-62.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-62.jpg 950w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-62-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-62-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">10. Hanging Out<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4193\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-58.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-58.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-58-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. MasterChef 2. Safety First 3. Another round, bartender. 4. Just trying them on&#8230; 5. Maccas Run 6. Cheers 7. Get in, loser. We&#8217;re going to the park. 8. Beach Day 9. So glad you could join us&#8230; 10. Hanging Out<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":199,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4201,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4186\/revisions\/4201"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}