{"id":4142,"date":"2015-05-07T11:00:53","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T11:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=4142"},"modified":"2024-01-08T13:35:33","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T13:35:33","slug":"9-purrrrfect-cat-birthdays","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/9-purrrrfect-cat-birthdays\/","title":{"rendered":"9 purrrrfect cat birthdays"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">1. Say cheese!<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"641\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4147\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-131.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-131.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-131-257x300.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">2. Blow the candles out.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"674\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4148\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-133.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-133.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-133-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-133-768x575.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">3. Party hats. Why did it have to be party hats.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"863\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-153.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-153.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-153-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">4. I hope it&#8217;s socks.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1200\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-147.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-147.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-147-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-147-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-147-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-147-1536x1152.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">5. I wanted vanilla.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1067\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4151\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-101.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-101.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-101-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-101-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-101-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-101-1536x1024.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">6. Mmmmm. M-icing.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1500\" height=\"1072\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4152\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-75.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-75.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-75-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-75-1024x732.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-75-768x549.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">7. Cats in hats.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4153\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-71.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-71.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-71-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-71-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">8. Purrrrfect.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"465\" height=\"700\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4145\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-66.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-66.jpg 465w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-66-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 465px) 100vw, 465px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">9. Happy birthday? Shan&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"2343\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4146\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-60-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-60-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-60-300x275.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-60-1024x937.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-60-768x703.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-60-1536x1406.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-60-2048x1875.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Say cheese! 2. Blow the candles out. 3. Party hats. Why did it have to be party hats. 4. I hope it&#8217;s socks. 5. I wanted vanilla. 6. Mmmmm. M-icing. 7. Cats in hats. 8. Purrrrfect. 9. Happy birthday? Shan&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":29,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4157,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4142\/revisions\/4157"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}