{"id":3996,"date":"2015-05-07T09:40:09","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T09:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=3996"},"modified":"2024-01-08T12:47:51","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T12:47:51","slug":"12-birds-with-human-arms","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/12-birds-with-human-arms\/","title":{"rendered":"12 birds with human arms"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>1. This is SPARTAAAAAAA!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"491\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4001\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-15.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-15.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-15-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>2. Hormone-free chicken?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"562\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4002\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-126.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-126.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-126-300x257.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>3. The best a bird can get.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"491\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4003\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-145.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-145.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-145-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>4. Herb Albatross and Tijuana Trio<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"491\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4004\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-139.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-139.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-139-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>5. The Feather-Weight Championship was about to reach new heights<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"491\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4005\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-94.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-94.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-94-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>6. Not a morning person.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"491\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4006\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-69.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-69.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-69-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>7. Meanwhile in Australia<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"434\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4007\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-64.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-64.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-64-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>8. I\u2019ll have fries with that. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"582\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3997\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-60.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-60.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-60-300x267.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>9. Swan Lake<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"657\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3998\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-53.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-53.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-53-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-53-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-53-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>10. \u201cDo you feel lucky, punk?!\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"881\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3999\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-54.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-54.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-54-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>11. My how the tables have turned\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"435\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-49.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-49.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-49-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong>12. The next Olympics won\u2019t know what hit them! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"403\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4008\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-46.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-46.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-46-300x185.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. This is SPARTAAAAAAA! 2. Hormone-free chicken? 3. The best a bird can get. 4. Herb Albatross and Tijuana Trio 5. The Feather-Weight Championship was about to reach new heights 6. Not a morning person. 7. Meanwhile in Australia 8. I\u2019ll have fries with that. 9. Swan Lake 10. \u201cDo you feel lucky, punk?!\u201d 11. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/12-birds-with-human-arms\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;12 birds with human arms&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":15,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3996"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4009,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3996\/revisions\/4009"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}