{"id":3964,"date":"2015-05-07T09:16:06","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T09:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=3964"},"modified":"2024-01-08T12:40:19","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T12:40:19","slug":"standing-cats","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/standing-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"Standing cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">1. I\u00a0is huuuman<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3975\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-119.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"880\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-119.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-119-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">2.\u00a0Oh hey\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"880\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3976\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-125.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-125.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-125-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">3.\u00a0And then what happened?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"1053\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3977\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-144.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-144.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-144-188x300.jpg 188w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-144-642x1024.jpg 642w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">4. Pass me the toilet paper\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"455\" height=\"583\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3978\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-138.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-138.jpg 455w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-138-234x300.jpg 234w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">5. I\u2019m determined to walk like you huuuman<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"695\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3979\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-93.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-93.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-93-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">6. Cat cone<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"2560\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3980\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-68-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-68-scaled.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-68-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-68-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-68-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-68-1536x2048.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">7. Wake up and smell the flowers?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"880\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3981\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-63.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-63.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-63-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">8. Dang that&#8217;s a lot of snow<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"880\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3982\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-59.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-59.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-59-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">9. Oh the things I have seen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"555\" height=\"555\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3967\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-52.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-52.jpg 555w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-52-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-52-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-52-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 555px) 100vw, 555px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">10. Why is your tail so small?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"727\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3968\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-53.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-53.jpg 580w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-53-239x300.jpg 239w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">11. When&#8217;s dinner?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"802\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3969\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-48.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-48.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-48-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">12. He thinks he&#8217;s people<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"612\" height=\"612\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3970\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-45.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-45.jpg 612w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-45-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-45-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-45-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">13. Majestic kitteh<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1200\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3971\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-31.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-31.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-31-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-31-1024x640.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-31-768x480.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-31-1536x960.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">14. Paint me like one of your French girls&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"900\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3972\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-27.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-27.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-27-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">15. You do the hokey pokey<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3973\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-28.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-28.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-28-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-28-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-28-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-28-1536x864.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">16. Bye bye, I&#8217;ll miss you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"897\" height=\"1200\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3974\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/016-22.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/016-22.jpg 897w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/016-22-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/016-22-765x1024.jpg 765w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/016-22-768x1027.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I\u00a0is huuuman 2.\u00a0Oh hey\u2026 3.\u00a0And then what happened? 4. Pass me the toilet paper\u2026 5. I\u2019m determined to walk like you huuuman 6. Cat cone 7. Wake up and smell the flowers? 8. Dang that&#8217;s a lot of snow 9. Oh the things I have seen&#8230; 10. 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