{"id":3794,"date":"2015-06-29T07:03:23","date_gmt":"2015-06-29T07:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=3794"},"modified":"2024-01-08T12:05:41","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T12:05:41","slug":"bath-time-cat-edition","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/bath-time-cat-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Bath time: cat edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">1. Queen B-ubbles<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"467\" height=\"700\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3801\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-14.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-14.jpg 467w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-14-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">2. Never forget, never forgive.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"593\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3802\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-119.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-119.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-119-300x297.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-119-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">3. I think I&#8217;ve made a terrible mistake.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"520\" height=\"681\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3803\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-136.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-136.jpg 520w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-136-229x300.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">4. Not happy, Jan.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"612\" height=\"612\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3804\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-131.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-131.jpg 612w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-131-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-131-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-131-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">5. Under Pressure<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"728\" height=\"484\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3805\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-85.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-85.jpg 728w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-85-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">6. Something on my face&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"756\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3806\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-60.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-60.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-60-238x300.jpg 238w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">7. Scrub-a-dub-dub.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3807\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-55.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-55.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-55-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-55-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">8.\u00a0The new Exfoliate Scrub worked wonders&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1400\" height=\"887\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3798\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-52.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-52.jpg 1400w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-52-300x190.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-52-1024x649.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-52-768x487.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">9. Are you sure this is safe?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3799\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-2.png\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-2.png 580w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-2-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">10. No, I wasn&#8217;t singing!<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-48.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-48.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-48-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Queen B-ubbles 2. Never forget, never forgive. 3. I think I&#8217;ve made a terrible mistake. 4. Not happy, Jan. 5. Under Pressure 6. Something on my face&#8230; 7. Scrub-a-dub-dub. 8.\u00a0The new Exfoliate Scrub worked wonders&#8230; 9. Are you sure this is safe? 10. No, I wasn&#8217;t singing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":66,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3794"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3810,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3794\/revisions\/3810"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}