{"id":3641,"date":"2015-09-14T05:05:41","date_gmt":"2015-09-14T05:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=3641"},"modified":"2024-01-08T10:59:30","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T10:59:30","slug":"cats-cooler-than-the-other-side-of-your-pillow","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/cats-cooler-than-the-other-side-of-your-pillow\/","title":{"rendered":"Cats cooler than the other side of your pillow"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">You\u2019ll never be as cool as MJ the bike riding cat<\/p>\n<div class=\"fluid-width-video-wrapper\"><iframe id=\"fitvid370276\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 366px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pN0CkkY3_rQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">They see me purring, they hatin<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"806\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3649\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-1-13.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-1-13.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-1-13-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-1-13-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-1-13-768x573.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Ice ice baby<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"654\" height=\"425\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3650\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-128.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-128.jpg 654w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-128-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Cattoo artist<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"657\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3651\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-123.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-123.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-123-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-123-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-123-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">I\u2019m so cool I can rock cabbage<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"804\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3652\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-77.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-77.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-77-244x300.jpg 244w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">I\u2019m so cool I\u2019m made of snow baby\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"716\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3653\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-52.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-52.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-52-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-52-768x573.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">It\u2019s good to be king<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"647\" height=\"723\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3654\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-48.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-48.jpg 647w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-48-268x300.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Waiting for the ladize in da club sipping milk oh yeah&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"384\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3655\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-44.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-44.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-44-300x176.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Let me play you the song of my people<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"545\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3642\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-41.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-41.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-41-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Catarazzi<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"623\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3643\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-41.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-41.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-41-300x285.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Yes\u2026 yes it is<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"439\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3644\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-37.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-37.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-37-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Catster<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"906\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3645\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-33.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-33.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-33-217x300.jpg 217w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Evel Katnievel<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"737\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3646\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-25.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-25.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-25-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Cool as a cucumber?<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"606\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3647\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-21.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-21.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-21-300x278.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">This cat\u2026 yes this cat with like the coolest cat house ever!!!!<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"445\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3648\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-22.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-22.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-22-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019ll never be as cool as MJ the bike riding cat They 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