{"id":3334,"date":"2015-10-28T07:25:59","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T07:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=3334"},"modified":"2024-01-08T10:38:04","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T10:38:04","slug":"im-not-fat-im-just-furry","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/im-not-fat-im-just-furry\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not fat, I&#8217;m just furry&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Ermahgerd purrperoni!<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"491\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3341\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-95.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-95.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-95-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Hi I have a delivery for a Mr Cat\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"682\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3342\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-104.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-104.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-104-300x171.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-104-1024x582.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-104-768x436.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">The sazage is mines\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"655\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3343\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-116.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-116.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-116-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-116-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-116-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">To understand a hotdog one must become the hotdog<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"477\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3344\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-110.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-110.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-110-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">No onion please<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3345\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-69.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-69.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-69-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Mmmmmm catchup\u2026 thanks cat<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"680\" height=\"511\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3346\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-47.jpg\" alt=\"\" \" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-47.jpg 680w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-47-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Peanut butter jelly time\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"507\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3347\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-43.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-43.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-43-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">We&#8217;re gonna need a longer tongue here<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"558\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3336\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-39.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-39.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-39-300x256.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">I got some cream<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"823\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3337\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-36.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-36.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-36-219x300.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Don&#8217;t forget the sprinkles!<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"418\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-36.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-36.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-36-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Lol I\u2019m fruit<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"448\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3339\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-31.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-31.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-31-300x205.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Noooooo I don\u2019t like bananas!<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"489\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-27.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-27.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-27-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ermahgerd purrperoni! Hi I have a delivery for a Mr Cat\u2026 The sazage is mines\u2026 To understand a hotdog one must become the hotdog No onion please Mmmmmm catchup\u2026 thanks cat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":269,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3334"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3334"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3348,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3334\/revisions\/3348"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}