{"id":3097,"date":"2015-11-11T05:06:12","date_gmt":"2015-11-11T05:06:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=3097"},"modified":"2024-01-08T10:18:38","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T10:18:38","slug":"window-lickers-we-all-know-one","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/window-lickers-we-all-know-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Window lickers, we all know one"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">This window tastes like\u2026 windowy<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"434\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3107\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-89.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-89.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-89-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p 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width=\"655\" height=\"772\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3103\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-17.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-17.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-17-255x300.jpg 255w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">This window tastes like so not doughnutty<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"655\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3104\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-14.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-14.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-14-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-14-150x150.jpg 150w, 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