{"id":3073,"date":"2015-11-11T04:54:01","date_gmt":"2015-11-11T04:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=3073"},"modified":"2024-01-18T11:33:26","modified_gmt":"2024-01-18T11:33:26","slug":"10-epic-lumberjack-beards-dog-edition","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/10-epic-lumberjack-beards-dog-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"10 epic lumberjack beards &#8211; dog edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">I&#8217;m a lumberjack, and I&#8217;m okay\u2026 dog breath<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"877\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3082\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-10.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-1-10-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">I sleep all night and I work all day<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"873\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3083\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-95.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-95.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-95-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">He&#8217;s a lumberjack, and he&#8217;s okay<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"612\" height=\"612\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3084\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-107.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-107.jpg 612w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-107-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-107-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-107-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">He sleeps all night and he works all day<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3085\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-102.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-102.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-102-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-102-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-102-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">I cut down trees. I eat my lunch\u2026 hang on that\u2019s not a dog beard<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"655\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3086\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-63.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-63.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-63-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-63-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-63-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">I go to the lavatory\u2026 ok that really is a dog beard<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"714\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3087\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-40.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-40.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-40-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-40-768x571.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">On Wednesdays I go shoppin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"749\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3088\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-37.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-37.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-37-262x300.jpg 262w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">And have buttered scones for tea<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"537\" height=\"718\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3089\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-34.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-34.jpg 537w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-34-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 537px) 100vw, 537px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"652\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-31.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-31.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-31-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-31-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-31-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">He goes to the lavatory<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"1110\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3081\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-31.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-31.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-31-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-31-738x1024.jpg 738w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-31-768x1066.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a lumberjack, and I&#8217;m okay\u2026 dog breath I sleep all night and I work all day He&#8217;s a lumberjack, and he&#8217;s okay He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees. 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