{"id":3044,"date":"2015-11-15T13:08:31","date_gmt":"2015-11-15T13:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=3044"},"modified":"2024-01-18T11:33:55","modified_gmt":"2024-01-18T11:33:55","slug":"10-epic-lumberjack-beards-cat-edition","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/10-epic-lumberjack-beards-cat-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"10 epic lumberjack beards \u2014 cat edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">I&#8217;m a lumberjack, and I&#8217;m okay<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"625\" height=\"837\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3048\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-86.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-86.jpg 625w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-86-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">I sleep all night and I work all day<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"630\" height=\"630\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3049\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-93.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-93.jpg 630w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-93-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-93-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-93-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">He&#8217;s a lumberjack, and he&#8217;s okay<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3050\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-104.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-104.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-104-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">He sleeps all night and he works all day\u2026 Hey hang on we said cat beard not bat beard!<\/p>\n<p class=\"bodytext\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"901\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3051\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-99.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-99.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-99-300x282.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-99-768x721.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">I cut down trees. I eat my lunch<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3052\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-61.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-61.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-61-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-61-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-61-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">I go to the lavatory\u2026. Wow hang on this is going too far<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"900\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3053\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-39.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-39.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-39-233x300.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">On Wednesdays I go shoppin&#8217;\u2026 STOP THIS, this isn\u2019t right!!!<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"455\" height=\"576\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3054\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-36.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-36.jpg 455w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-36-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<p class=\"txt\">And have buttered scones for tea\u2026 Now you are just messing with us.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"382\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3045\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-33.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-33.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-33-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch\u2026 This is just wrong<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"436\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3046\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-30.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-30.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-30-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">He goes to the lavatory\u2026 We give up \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"579\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3047\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-30.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-30.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-30-300x265.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a lumberjack, and I&#8217;m okay I sleep all night and I work all day He&#8217;s a lumberjack, and he&#8217;s okay He sleeps all night and he works all day\u2026 Hey hang on we said cat beard not bat beard! I cut down trees. I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory\u2026. Wow hang &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/10-epic-lumberjack-beards-cat-edition\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;10 epic lumberjack beards \u2014 cat edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5729,"parent":1087,"menu_order":5,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3044"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3044"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3055,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3044\/revisions\/3055"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}