{"id":2525,"date":"2016-03-15T07:25:48","date_gmt":"2016-03-15T07:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=2525"},"modified":"2024-01-08T07:47:56","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T07:47:56","slug":"a-dog-is-a-horse-of-course","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/a-dog-is-a-horse-of-course\/","title":{"rendered":"A dog is a horse, of course!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">1. Something you don&#8217;t see every day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"518\" height=\"720\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2531\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-76.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-76.jpg 518w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-76-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 518px) 100vw, 518px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">2. The cat sat on the&#8230; dog?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"733\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2532\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-79.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-79.jpg 733w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-79-300x246.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 733px) 100vw, 733px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">3. She wanted a pony.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2533\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-85.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-85.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-85-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-85-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-85-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-85-1536x1152.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">4. Mush!<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-80.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-80.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-80-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-80-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-80-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">5. PET BARN SALE!!!<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"948\" height=\"532\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2535\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-46.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-46.jpg 948w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-46-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-46-768x431.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">6. They see me rollin&#8217;, they hatin&#8217;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"661\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2536\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-27.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-27.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-27-218x300.jpg 218w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">7. Giddyup!<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"619\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2526\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-21.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-21.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-21-291x300.jpg 291w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">8. The Headless Dogman<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"781\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2527\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-19.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-19.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-19-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">9. I&#8217;m sorry ma&#8217;am. You&#8217;ve hit the age limit.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2528\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-18-201x300.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-18-201x300.jpg 201w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-18.jpg 470w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">10. Blazing a trail.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"468\" height=\"700\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2529\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-18.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-18.jpg 468w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-18-201x300.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">11. Like my ride?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"432\" height=\"780\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2530\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-17.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-17.jpg 432w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-17-166x300.jpg 166w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Something you don&#8217;t see every day&#8230; 2. The cat sat on the&#8230; dog? 3. She wanted a pony. 4. Mush! 5. PET BARN SALE!!! 6. They see me rollin&#8217;, they hatin&#8217;&#8230; 7. Giddyup! 8. The Headless Dogman 9. I&#8217;m sorry ma&#8217;am. You&#8217;ve hit the age limit. 10. Blazing a trail. 11. Like my ride?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":30,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2541,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2525\/revisions\/2541"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}