{"id":2331,"date":"2016-11-04T12:51:53","date_gmt":"2016-11-04T12:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=2331"},"modified":"2024-01-08T06:33:13","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T06:33:13","slug":"blow-your-trumpet","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/blow-your-trumpet\/","title":{"rendered":"Blow your Trumpet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">You\u2019re fired\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"685\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-69.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-69.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-69-287x300.jpg 287w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Lettuce think about this\u2026 yes you are fired<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"655\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2341\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-67.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-67.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-67-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-67-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-67-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">You\u2019re definitely fired\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2342\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-72.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-72.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-72-300x293.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Guess what? You\u2019re fired\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"507\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2343\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-69.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-69.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-69-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Read my tweet, you\u2019re fired\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"705\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2344\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-37.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-37.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-37-279x300.jpg 279w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Yep fired\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"651\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2345\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-18.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-18.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-18-300x298.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-18-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-18-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">So fired\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"652\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2346\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-12.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-12.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-12-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-12-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-12-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">So fired it burns\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"648\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2347\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-10.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-10-300x297.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-10-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Woof woof, I mean you\u2019re fired<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"655\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2336\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-10.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-10-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-10-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-10-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">What he said&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"712\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2337\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-10.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-10-276x300.jpg 276w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">I\u2019m not impressed, you\u2019re fired<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"657\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-9.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-9-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-9-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-9-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">What\u2019s up doc? I\u2019ll tell you what\u2019s up! You\u2019re fired\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"651\" height=\"627\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2339\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-9.jpg 651w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-9-300x289.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 651px) 100vw, 651px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019re fired\u2026 Lettuce think about this\u2026 yes you are fired You\u2019re definitely fired\u2026 Guess what? You\u2019re fired\u2026 Read my tweet, you\u2019re fired\u2026 Yep fired\u2026 So fired\u2026 So fired it burns\u2026 Woof woof, I mean you\u2019re fired What he said&#8230; I\u2019m not impressed, you\u2019re fired What\u2019s up doc? I\u2019ll tell you what\u2019s up! You\u2019re fired\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":104,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2331"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2349,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2331\/revisions\/2349"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}