{"id":2184,"date":"2017-02-21T11:54:55","date_gmt":"2017-02-21T11:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=2184"},"modified":"2024-01-08T06:22:14","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T06:22:14","slug":"pet-face-off","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/pet-face-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Pet face off"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">LOL I iz hooman<\/p>\n<div class=\"fluid-width-video-wrapper\"><iframe id=\"fitvid975506\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 366px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nZgLGGq62rQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p class=\"txt\">Yawn<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"434\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2193\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-62.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-62.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-62-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">We did say terrifying<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"469\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2194\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-67.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-67.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-67-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">It\u2019s like a bad dream<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Nightmares<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2196\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">We&#8217;re flipping out<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2197\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Where\u2019s the ball, where\u2019s the ball<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"506\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2198\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-8.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-8-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Has science gone to far?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"423\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2199\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-7.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-7-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Did some one say beefcake?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"727\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-7.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-7-270x300.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">So not foxy<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"731\" height=\"728\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-7.jpg 731w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-7-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-7-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-7-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 731px) 100vw, 731px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Who are you calling female dog?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"491\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-6.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-6.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-6-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Steve Buscemi&#8217;s cat<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"713\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-4.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-4-276x300.jpg 276w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Just nope<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"655\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2188\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-6.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-6.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-6-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-6-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-6-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Do not want<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"1080\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-4.jpg 540w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-4-150x300.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-4-512x1024.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Who&#8217;s a good boy? you are ! yes you are.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"723\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-4.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-4-272x300.jpg 272w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">\u2018ello \u2018ello \u2018ello\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"864\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/016-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/016-3.jpg 864w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/016-3-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/016-3-768x569.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LOL I iz hooman Yawn &nbsp; We did say terrifying &nbsp; It\u2019s like a bad dream &nbsp; Nightmares &nbsp; We&#8217;re flipping out &nbsp; Where\u2019s the ball, where\u2019s the ball &nbsp; Has science gone to far? Did some one say beefcake? So not foxy Who are you calling female dog? 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