{"id":2063,"date":"2017-03-14T10:42:22","date_gmt":"2017-03-14T10:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=2063"},"modified":"2024-01-08T06:14:01","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T06:14:01","slug":"13-furriest-fails","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/13-furriest-fails\/","title":{"rendered":"13 furriest fails"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">1. Bumpy Ride<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"795\" height=\"569\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2073\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-63.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-63.jpg 795w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-63-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/001-63-768x550.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">2. Catch!<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1463\" height=\"1485\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2074\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-60.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-60.jpg 1463w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-60-296x300.jpg 296w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-60-1009x1024.jpg 1009w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-60-768x780.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">3. Thirsty.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2075\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-65.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-65.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-65-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">4. Now you see me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"470\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2077\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-60.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-60.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-60-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">5. Hanging around<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"605\" height=\"671\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2078\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-31.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-31.jpg 605w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-31-270x300.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">6. Friendly Feast<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"1024\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2079\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-11.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-11.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-11-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-11-1024x819.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-11-768x614.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">7. New Diets<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"434\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-7.jpg 655w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-7-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">8. Guaranteed Success<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"639\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2081\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-5.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-5-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">9. I&#8217;ll have a long neck.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"539\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2082\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-5.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-5-300x253.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">10. Rule Breaker<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"630\" height=\"780\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2083\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-5.jpg 630w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-5-242x300.jpg 242w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">11. Steep Slope<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"513\" height=\"794\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2070\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-4.jpg 513w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-4-194x300.jpg 194w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 513px) 100vw, 513px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">12. All The Better To Eat You With<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"1060\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2071\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-4.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-4-198x300.jpg 198w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-4-676x1024.jpg 676w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">13. Hitchhikers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"553\" height=\"767\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2072\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013.jpeg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013.jpeg 553w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-216x300.jpeg 216w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 553px) 100vw, 553px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Bumpy Ride &nbsp; 2. Catch! &nbsp; 3. Thirsty. &nbsp; 4. Now you see me&#8230; &nbsp; 5. Hanging around &nbsp; 6. Friendly Feast &nbsp; 7. New Diets &nbsp; 8. Guaranteed Success &nbsp; 9. I&#8217;ll have a long neck. &nbsp; 10. Rule Breaker &nbsp; 11. Steep Slope &nbsp; 12. 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