{"id":1978,"date":"2017-04-17T10:00:13","date_gmt":"2017-04-17T10:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=1978"},"modified":"2024-01-08T06:09:04","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T06:09:04","slug":"me-wow-cats-in-crazy-places","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/me-wow-cats-in-crazy-places\/","title":{"rendered":"Me-wow – cats in crazy places"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Erm, don\u2019t just gawk at me, help me outta here!<\/p>\n
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What? A bowl is a puurfect place for a kip<\/p>\n
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Umm? My head was attached when I went to sleep\u2026<\/p>\n
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What shark?<\/p>\n
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All that spinning made me sleepy<\/p>\n
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Me got purrfect balance<\/p>\n
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Just hanging around, doing nothin\u2019<\/p>\n
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Like seriously, are you kitten me!<\/p>\n
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Been chasing birds, I\u2019m exhaust-ed!<\/p>\n
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What, it\u2019s Ariel yoga\u2026ommm<\/p>\n
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Curiosity killed the cat, no really!<\/p>\n
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C\u2019mon, just tell me where you\u2019ve hidden the tuna<\/p>\n
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No skeletons in this closet<\/p>\n
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Cat-fish-bowl Erm, don\u2019t just gawk at me, help me outta here! What? A bowl is a puurfect place for a kip Umm? My head was attached when I went to sleep\u2026 What shark? All that spinning made me sleepy Me got purrfect balance Just hanging around, doing nothin\u2019 … <\/p>\n