{"id":1118,"date":"2017-12-15T09:43:33","date_gmt":"2017-12-15T09:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=1118"},"modified":"2024-01-08T05:37:45","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T05:37:45","slug":"santa-paws-kitty-claus","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/santa-paws-kitty-claus\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Paws &#8211; Kitty Claus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Who needs an angel when you have a feline?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1119 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-cat.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/002-cat-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">OMG it is Christmas!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1120 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-cat.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-cat-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/003-cat-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Bah humbug<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"__mcenew\" src=\"\/media\/4002\/004.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7690\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"900\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1121 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-cat.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-cat-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-cat-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-cat-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/004-cat-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Oh you think I look good, you do, really?<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"__mcenew\" src=\"\/media\/4007\/005.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7695\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"940\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1122 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-cat.jpg 736w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/005-cat-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Just looking for my Christmas mojo, meow!<\/p>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"537\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1123 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-cat.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-cat-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/006-cat-768x516.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"listicle\">You want me to wear a silly Christmas jumper, me\u2014with my reputation?<\/div>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"625\" height=\"922\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1124 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-cat.jpg 625w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/007-cat-203x300.jpg 203w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">Quick, hide\u2014there\u2019s a fat man with a big beard breaking in<\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"__mcenew\" src=\"\/media\/4012\/008.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7700\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"625\" height=\"468\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1125 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-cat.jpg 625w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/008-cat-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Really? I just got comfy!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"722\" height=\"806\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1126 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-cat.jpg 722w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/009-cat-269x300.jpg 269w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 722px) 100vw, 722px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">The silly season, Sake, what\u2019s not to love?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1127 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-cat.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-cat-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/010-cat-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\">You ask him for our tree back, no you&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"449\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1128 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-cat.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/011-cat-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p>Look at me, I&#8217;m a Christmas present<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"1090\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1129 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-cat.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-cat-248x300.jpg 248w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-cat-846x1024.jpg 846w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/012-cat-768x930.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p>Mine, mine, gimme, gimme<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"691\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1130 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-cat.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-cat-300x296.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/013-cat-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p>Don\u2019t look at me, check out the scary face bottom, left<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<div class=\"listicle\">\n<p class=\"txt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"453\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1131 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-cat.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-cat-300x170.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/014-cat-768x435.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"txt\">Is it Christmas day yet? Can I come out coz it\u2019s getting pretty hot in here!<\/p>\n<figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1132 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-cat.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-cat-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/015-cat-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who needs an angel when you have a feline? OMG it is Christmas! Bah humbug Oh you think I look good, you do, really? Just looking for my Christmas mojo, meow! You want me to wear a silly Christmas jumper, me\u2014with my reputation? Quick, hide\u2014there\u2019s a fat man with a big beard breaking in Really? &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/santa-paws-kitty-claus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Santa Paws &#8211; Kitty Claus&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1087,"menu_order":398,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sub-sub-details-page.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3590,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1118\/revisions\/3590"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}