{"id":1101,"date":"2017-12-15T09:30:47","date_gmt":"2017-12-15T09:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/?page_id=1101"},"modified":"2024-01-08T05:32:02","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T05:32:02","slug":"santa-paws-canine-claus","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.zookie.com.au\/pawesome\/funnies\/santa-paws-canine-claus\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Paws – Canine Claus"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bite me!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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You want bird for Xmas lunch, you got it…<\/p>\n

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Nigella Pawson eat your heart out<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Ruff, the bird is mine!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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So not feeling calm right now<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Promise me you won\u2019t show my Pug pals<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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When I open my eyes Christmas will be over, please<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Has anyone seen my reindeer?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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There\u2019s only one Santa Paws and that\u2019s me<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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We\u2019ll give you still but we won\u2019t give you a smile<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Just taking a sniff, don\u2019t get your tu-tu in a twist!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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You won\u2019t be laughing when we come last in the next greyhound race<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Me and Mary Christmas<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Christmas cheer\u2014we\u2019re smiling on the inside, no really<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Got a laugh-out-loud pic of your pet dressed up for Chrimbo? We’d love to see it. Email info@zookie.com.au.<\/p>\n

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Bite me! You want bird for Xmas lunch, you got it… Nigella Pawson eat your heart out Ruff, the bird is mine! So not feeling calm right now Promise me you won\u2019t show my Pug pals When I open my eyes Christmas will be over, please Has anyone seen my reindeer? There\u2019s only one Santa … <\/p>\n

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