Bite me!

You want bird for Xmas lunch, you got it...

Nigella Pawson eat your heart out

Ruff, the bird is mine!

So not feeling calm right now

Promise me you won’t show my Pug pals

When I open my eyes Christmas will be over, please

Has anyone seen my reindeer?

There’s only one Santa Paws and that’s me

We’ll give you still but we won’t give you a smile

Just taking a sniff, don’t get your tu-tu in a twist!

You won’t be laughing when we come last in the next greyhound race

Me and Mary Christmas

Christmas cheer—we’re smiling on the inside, no really

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